Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
(Source: flyingscotsman, via flanti)
"Despite your best efforts, people are going to be hurt when it’s time for them to be hurt."
They call him the Winter Soldier. He reminds me more of fire, though.